I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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