Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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