Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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