I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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