sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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