Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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