I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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