Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
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You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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