Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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