So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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