ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I wish I only lived at night.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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