Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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