"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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