Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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