you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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