hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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