susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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