Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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