either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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