You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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