Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.