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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?

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  The recession has changed everything man.

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• (310): View more from California

  i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  We stopped her at 12

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  12 shots? Or 12 midnight?

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  Which answer would freak you out less

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.

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• (530): View more from California

  Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?

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• (903): View more from Texas

  And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"

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• (951): View more from California

  oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought

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