I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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