Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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