I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was a lot of him and a little penis
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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