and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
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fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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