I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Jerry, you need to find god
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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