Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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