she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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