Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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