He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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