I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We have started to decorate penises.
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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