theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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