Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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