This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
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Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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