We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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