if you like me you must not know who I am
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
