do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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