Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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