He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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