Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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