Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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