Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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