just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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