Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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