plz talk dirty to me
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
my shit smells like andre
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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