just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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