i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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