on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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