Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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