# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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