i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Your penis caused this!
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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