Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Randomize
