Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
