Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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