If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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