She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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