I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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